But I do believe in life sentences with life meaning life, not just ten years inside, with umpteen reductions for good behaviour.
An umpteen number of muscular men and women would have performed such a feat.
There was so much more that could have been done in the hour that wasn't, and so much fillery stuff in there as well, such as umpteen shots of the kids walking around the streets.
From medicated oil massage to steam therapy, there are umpteen methods of proven treatments to cure different ailments.
According to the housing officer, he has laid out umpteen stalls.
It was interesting to see his vulnerable side. I read his novel, The Rum Diary, which he worked on for umpteen years.
Every cliche about Inuit language - 347 words for snow, umpteen more for ice - is both true and beside the point.
He's got the message that you dig him because you've told his buds umpteen times, and they've told him.
It ought to be obvious that if Westbury is to have any traffic relief, it has to be by other than an umpteen million pound environmentally-damaging bypass.
I've seen the first one umpteen times and still love it.