I cannot imagine any other country believing that the image it wants to present in the 21st century is of tubby politicians in national costume.
The tubby volunteers will eat low-calorie food prepared by a celebrity chef, work out three times a day, and try to avoid the ‘temptation fridge’ containing all their favourite fattening snacks.
The match pitted a tubby American bloke against a skinny British bloke, both of whom seemed to take an eternity to compose themselves before each shot.
Even as the tubby principal shouted, doors smacked against the walls and a horde of young teenagers filled the immediate area.
Whereas Costello was short and tubby , Woodley was tall and stick thin, but he was nonetheless hilariously adept at comedic facial expressions and body language.
His accomplice is white, 5ft 11 in, tubby or of large build, but not as big as the first suspect.
The defiant stare, too, would have made a subtle effect, emphasised by the averted, pixellated face of the tubby , shorter guard.
Hummingbirds and little tubby warblers darted among the trees.
Since his medication seems to have made him less energetic and incredibly gluttonous, he's getting rather tubby now.
The other was short and tubby with curly black hair and brown skin.