It's good to see that Gandalf has his human side, and gets squiffy at a post-Oscars party.
She last played Scotland with Dreadzone at The Arches in Glasgow, where she remembers getting rather squiffy on port and not much else.
They leak, they give the wine a plastic flavour, they are nigh on impossible to remove with a cork screw when you're squiffy .
I protest that this is unfair as I am slightly squiffy , but they insist.
You'd think I'd have learned long ago not to argue with those with a slightly squiffy glint in their eye.
Much gin was drunk, much inane rubbish and some serious stuff was discussed, and we all went home pleasantly squiffy .
Do they mean anything, faces, Maggie would think to herself when she was a bit squiffy and had had one too many glasses of sparkly spumante.
In fact, shopping while slightly squiffy on cocktails is probably the closest any lady can get to heaven, in my opinion.
I feel a bit squiffy… actually make that a lot squiffy .
While we're of the subject of goats…… I have a friend who once got so squiffy at a party she signed up for a twelve week goat keeping course.