Punters are being warned that buying tickets from illegitimate online sources will cost them almost 70 per cent more than buying pukka tickets.
Heat-jaded Sahibs and Memsahibs came here to escape the coast's hottest months, they invented snooker at the pukka Ooty Club and came to gossip at Charing Cross - locations were named by the British.
When talking tipple, the conversation invariably turns to bubbly - carbonated, spritzed, Cap Classique or the real thing, pukka Champagne from France.
This is your real pukka darts board, mind you, as seen on TV and everything.
We were one of only two sets of diners that night; the others were an elderly and rather pukka couple who spent much of the evening talking loudly about the need to tell Hamish to prune their hedge and dredge the ha-ha.
‘He is very pukka , from upper middle class North Indian stock,’ one friend said.
Once you've seen someone naff wearing the goods, they just aren't pukka any more, not matter how expensive.
The pukka school, which charges parents 18,750 a year to take the weans off their hands, is going through troubled times.
But we persuaded Gil we were actually pukka , so he allowed us to interview him.
A capacity crowd on the Friday night were in top voice to ensure that the show swung along to the accompaniment of cheers, boos and ‘behind you’ as every pukka pantomime should.