It may be nasty, but when else will we ever get to see a man eat a snow cone soaked in his own piddle ?
Since I was awake at that hour, I decided to take advantage of that and do a nighttime piddle , and she tried to ensure that I didn't forget she was around by staying fairly glued to my feet.
The last time I went in there, Friday, there was a girl squatting/sitting on a urinal/trough thing to piddle .
Simultaneously, I tried to dig out my PCL from where it was buried in my helmet bag with CamelBaks, crackers, piddle packs, evasion charts, and NVG cases.
At noontime I let Gus out for a piddle , without attending on him, much less leashing him.
As I prepared for a piddle in the gloom, a voice from within an open cubicle warned: ‘It's flooded, mate.’
I expected they would just like to piddle in the dirt but it wasn't like that at all.
No way could I piddle in the young ladies garden in broad daylight, and I certainly didn't know her well enough to ask to use her toilet - I think she was suspicious enough of my motives anyway - I'm sure she thought I fancied her.
I have finally picked myself up off the floor, wiped the tears from my eyes, cleaned up the puddle of piddle , iced the bruised knees, stitched my side…
Since when do we need ‘his’ and ‘hers’ appliances to piddle ?