Perkins stomps around the screen sulking because his pappy wasn't around when he was a kid.
We can all love our parents just a little bit better, knowing that we didn't get stuck with this man as our pappy .
The only thing the 11-year-old in our party fancied from the child menu was cheese and garlic bread: pappy baguette with a greasy melt of orange cheddar.
Another travesty is sitting down to a breakfast of boxed sugary cereals and pappy white toast rather than pinhead oatmeal porridge, Ayrshire bacon, Stornoway black pudding and barley bannocks.
Momma and baby did fine, pappy was at sea on patrol in a submarine.
I wouldn't touch fast food under normal circumstances, and if it tastes like fatty, salty cardboard when I am sober, God alone knows how bland, pappy and nauseating it would be when I'm drunk.
Bread sauce is a revelation when made with good sourdough bread instead of pappy sliced white.
He'll be much better behaved this time. Won't you pappy ?
The only rule here is that you absolutely cannot use plain white, sliced bread, which goes all pappy like a soggy sandwich.
I've lived out here my whole life, and so did my pappy .