I give the nice lady painstakingly detailed directions, not that it's hard to explain, but I want to make sure that the halfwit numbskull who will next attempt to deliver my package has more than enough information to do his very simple job.
I'd love to help, but I'm a numbskull about such issues and would hate myself if I gave somebody bad advice.
If you are the biggest numbskull in the world you will get by on good manners.
The game could be described as a simple left-to-right-scrolling romp in which a costumed numbskull fights baddies before battling an oddball boss, but this really wouldn't do it justice.
Their children are deep-fried, drug-soaked numbskulls , the adults hapless lemmings in their SUVs, heading straight into the back-end of the American dream.
And those numbskulls down the street are apologizing for failing to pass anti-lynching laws 100 years ago.
Is an isolated outbreak of yobbery involving a few dozen numskulls really going to dissuade the private sector from investing in, and profiting from, a new business deal?
Sure, numbskulls still permeate every stadium, and the larger the following and the more successful a club become, the bigger the proportion of obnoxious fans.
Glasgow's put upon tourism wallahs must have watched The Hand of God with dismay as another herd of sectarian numbskulls blackened the city's reputation in front of a UK audience numbering millions.
After all does it not confirm their stereotyping of the US as the land of gun-toting numbskulls who shoot first and ask questions later?