I replied, ‘Don't ask me guv , I'm trying to lose weight myself.’
The guv was forced to hold a press conference, at which he explained that the whole thing was ‘totally coincidental.’
The problem is that this panel has apparently insisted that the guv should guarantee the safety of traditional and organic farming methods and compensate those farmers in the event of contamination.
He pines for the old mythology of a clean, civilised Rome - no unwashed masses here, guv - no matter how preposterous it is in light of the evidence.
The perpetrators - civil servants, architects, contractors, the Scottish Executive and the ‘Corporate Body’ are all saying: ‘sorry guv - I just work here’.
He shrugs off the incessant scrutiny, and says: ‘Not me, guv .’
As he says: ‘You wouldn't want to find yourself in the shower with one, would you, guv ?’
I didn't jinx the football results with my rant yesterday, honest, guv !
I'd shopped and I wrapped all my gifts full of love for our five picky teens, the black Lab and the guv .
I don't expect to see an article quoting the queen as saying, ‘Wotcher say 'bout that then, eh, guv ?’