Who wants to admit that they've become a boring old fart ?
Yes, the old fart died, but the point is, he did me a great injustice.
I'm being a boring old fart so I'm in my room getting ready to go to bed.
To this end, I let out a loud, long fart .
He was drawing up his knees, a definite pain cry that would lessen just after a fart and then increase again until the next release of wind.
This isn't an old fart complaining that things were better in his youth; it's the result of deliberate policy.
We know also that farts are warm (not hot), so I'll add that: a fart is warm wind emitted from the anus.
All of a sudden I let out a massive fart that smelled of filet mignon.
I'll be missing the last couple of hours because I'm an old fart and I need my sleep.
Now, I may be an old fart having been a journalist for 36 years, but I have never, ever known a journalist wanting to be on the commercial side of the business.