Pity the poor dogsbody whose job it is to deliver the trophy in time for a post-match presentation at either Ibrox or Rugby Park.
As the general dogsbody for the radio station, I'd been sent out to drag the stars back to our mobile studio, where they would be interviewed on air.
People seem to think we're here to drop everything when they need something, to take the blame for other people's bad behaviour and to generally take the role of dogsbody .
The author has also previously worked as a chambermaid, a waitress and an office dogsbody in Friends of the Earth.
It's a funny old job - part teacher, part substitute mum or dad, part social worker and part dogsbody .
They soon moved in together, falling easily into stereotypical roles, he as the dominant decision-maker, she as general dogsbody .
I started work as a dogsbody in a small City advertising agency at £13 pounds 10 shillings a week, and rented a room in Crouch End for £5 a week.
He's a bit of a dogsbody really - Ray and Gene send him on all of the rubbish jobs.
Barry, are you the office dogsbody who ends up doing the rubbish jobs the other hacks can't be bothered with?
Instead of having a position of any responsibility I was the bottom of the bottom, the general dogsbody .