Early on Saturday morning, the popular function rooms in the Southend park were nearly destroyed, leaving proprietors Tracey < cor > and Chris Harris clutching thousands of pounds of deposit money.
It has a very unusual aesthetic, a mixture of old movie and old comic book (apparently all computer generated - cor , what they can do with ‘puters these days).
Plus he's been on Messenger all evening talking to girls… cor I'm only 9yrs older than him - I remember when we used to play together, now I'm just another embarrassing adult that gets the occasional grunt!
At this stage being ahead doesn't mean winning the game: it means, cor - we've gone ahead vs Argentina: we might not lose - in fact, you never know what could happen.
Miraculously, the semi-detached house next door, where pensioners Ron and Phyllis Allain < cor > were getting ready for bed, remained virtually untouched, save for one cracked window pane.
