It's hard to find an environmentalist who is not a closet socialist - with a nice condo in the suburbs and two cars in the garage.
One of my other friends seems to think that this girl has a huge crush on me and is just afraid to ‘come out of the closet .’
The main reason for this public calm is that gays have come out of the closet in huge numbers over the last three decades.
He, along with the others, was waiting for me by the second floor janitorial closet , a secluded and unused room just under the side stairwell.
Today it is a heritage centre where closet cowboys don fancy dress and fire blanks from six-shooters in the name of tourism and charity.
It is a symbol of the strength it takes for gay Americans to come out of the closet , and the strength of all who support them.
As it turned out he wasn't a closet Bolshevik at all, rather a secret Tory with a clever eye for career advancement.
Stories of athletes who've dared to come out of the closet will also be featured.
Victory is not won in the pulpit by firing intellectual bullets or wisecracks, but in the prayer closet .
Of course, there's always the possibility that she's got her own kind of closet issues.