If this was Sheffield, where The Full Monty came from, a wig war would have been the cue for slapper jokes and baldy scams, but not here.
I was still quite dull at that point, and to add to it, I looked like a baldy old man.
The protagonist is a middle aged man in blue overalls, with a neat haircut and little baldy patch.
But the tough-looking kid, sensing she's about to lose her milk bottle, says, ‘I don't think so, baldy .’
Then as it drew closer I realised that it was a toupee and that the wind had blown it straight of his baldy head.
Still the large contingent of baldies and grey-hairs (myself in both camps) seem to really dig it.
I am a baldie and over the last year or so, I have noticed more men with longer hair and that women are paying less attention to bald headed men.
The irony gets a little heavy-handed - one of the baldies discovers love while picking up an anorexic chick in the hospital cafeteria - but the sentiment is genuine.
Not all male baldies are unhappy with their hairless lot.
For the most part, the Etech conference was made up of two groups: the graybeards and the baldies (alternatively the t-shirt brigade).